Wobble
A tiny little earthquake hits the country, and Britain springs into action to claim the dubious distinction of being even wussier than California.
The insurance industry is already covering its collective arse.
The populous overreacts somewhat.
Quotes like “Student David Bates, 19, suffered a broken pelvis when he was pinned under masonry in his attic bedroom[...]“ just beg for elaboration.
People are already freaking out about potential aftershocks.
In summary: Britain is frustratingly mediocre. Who knows what we’ll do when London finally slips under the waves.