The Voco Clock

Have you ever wondered what it would be like to be woken up by Stephen Fry in an English butler’s uniform? (We will not judge, you’re amongst friends here.)

If so, then the Voco Alarm clock is for you. Programmed to bring you out of slumber with a variety of refined yet motivational messages (Sound samples at the link):

  • “I’m so sorry to disturb you sir, but it appears to be morning. Very inconvenient, I agree, sir. I believe it is the rotation of the Earth which is to blame, sir.”
  • “I’m delighted you have survived another night. May I add my own congratulations to the roar of the world’s approval? Thank you, sir.”
  • “Come come, sir. Let us not be defeated. Let us seize the day and take it roughly from behind, as the Colonel used to say in his unfortunate manner.”


One Response to “The Voco Clock”

  1. Ian Says:

    That’s awesome. I need to buy one and start practicing the graceful art of waking up in a Bertie Wooster fashion (which probably means getting up at lunchtime before going for a sing song).

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