Hatful of Hollow Lesbians
This Morissey quote may be apocryphal, since it’s gone round every website in the world with no trace of the original source, but it’s a fine sentiment nonetheless:
Interviewer: Did you hear t.A.T.u.’s version of “How Soon Is Now?”
Morissey: Yes, it was magnificent. Absolutely. Again, I don’t know much about them.
Interviewer: They are teenage Russian lesbians.
Morissey: Well, aren’t we all?