Cirque du OhJesusDoesn’tThatHurt?
I’ve just got back from seeing Alegria by Cirque du Soleil, and as amazing and as wonderful and as “I’m going to see it again before the end of the run” as it was, my main thoughts throughout the show were along the lines of:
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Human spines aren’t meant to do that.
If I tried that, I’d be in traction for 6 months after.
I bet none of them wake up in the morning and have every joint in their body crack as loudly as a gunshot.
I wish my house had slide-away floor panels that revealed huge trampolines.
I wonder how many times people have crippled themselves by getting that move just slightly wrong?
Ah, the life of a lardy, shambling programmer, eh? Fun times.