Scalp the Scalpers
Also on the ticketing annoyances front:
Tickets for Radiohead’s tour went on sale at 9am this Saturday. I woke up too late and the tour was completely sold out.
Mr eBay says: 651 items found for radiohead in Tickets & Travel
People who buy tickets just to immediately sell them on eBay for triple the face price should have red hot pokers inserted into every bodily orifice. If I had endless free time I’d do the Jay and Silent Bob thing of tracking these people down and “encouraging” them to see the error of their ways.