Ow, Ow, Ow
Firstly, as a result of a somewhat overzealous goalmouth scramble and ensuing collision with a goalpost whilst playing football, I now have a very heavily bruised ribcage.
Secondly, I’m now developing a fairly heavy chesty cough.
The combination of the two is, shall we say, unwelcome.
The case for never leaving the house again is growing stronger and stronger.