iMeat
How on Earth could a reporter have to gall to file this story without any pictures? What do they pay these monkeys for?
HAWAII, Dec. 29, 2005 — Rachel Cambra couldn’t wait to see the look on her 14-year-old son’s face when he opened a very special present on Christmas morning.
The Mililani, Hawaii, woman had saved up to surprise her son with what he wanted most for the holiday, a new Apple iPod with video.
Surprised he was, and so was Cambra. When her son opened the box for the high-tech toy, he discovered the iPod that should have been there wasn’t. It had apparently been replaced with some kind of mystery meat.
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“I know what I went through to get this for him,” said an incensed Cambra. “To open up and find this? I don’t know what to say.”
“This” appeared to be some kind of sealed fish or meat product, certainly not a state-of-the-art MP3 player.