Dear Japan
Dear Japan, all is forgiven.
I realise that our relationship has been on rocky ground for a while, after your attempts to scar my brain with your lunatic gameshows, your obsession with cat ears, and your scary tentacle porn (find your own link you perverts.)
But now you have redeemed yourself and are once again the apple of my eye and my heart’s delight. For now, you have invented a robot for refrigerating and pouring beer!
