Archive for May, 2006

On Rocking Out

Monday, May 29th, 2006

This post, as well as highlighting the dangers of buying third-party knock off Guitar Hero controllers, also contains the best line ever used when returning a product to a shop:

Cashier: Reason for return?
Customer: Insufficient ability to rock out appropriately.

Damnit, Just Try to be Happy, OK?

Thursday, May 25th, 2006

The Director of Public Health in Dumfries and Galloway is attempting to test the hypothesis that happier people live longer… By hiring local volunteers to tell people to cheer up:

Cognitive Behavioural Therapy (CBT) has been called a common sense approach to therapy.
Instead of a therapist lying you down on a couch and asking you what [...]

Ticking All the Boxes

Tuesday, May 23rd, 2006

Ah, the blog trifecta:

YouTube video
Of a Japanese gameshow
Featuring people suffering pain for the amusement of others.

Hooray!

“Industrial” means “Expensive”

Saturday, May 20th, 2006

Another example of designers getting ideas above their station. See the fun looking hand-basin/mirror combo in the picture below? Looks fairly nice huh? And eminently DIY-able. Oh-ho but wait! This was made by a “designer”; and is therefore a serious and important piece of work; and therefore costs $3040!

Harmonics

Saturday, May 20th, 2006

The fantastically named Jim Bumgardner made this neat page that takes animation ideas from some of John Whiney’s films on harmonic relationships and uses them to create music. More details about the techniques can be found here.

Beeramid

Friday, May 19th, 2006

What you see below is the result of one Ogden, Utah resident drinking 24 cans of Coors Light beer a day for 8 years and never throwing a single empty away, leaving a 70,000 can beeramid in hid living room.
Kind of puts Excitement Flat to shame, doesn’t it?

On Spam

Friday, May 19th, 2006

The vagaries of web traffic still serve to confuse me.
A while back I started getting some comment spam around here (where spammers insert comments into blog entries more than a few months old. How this is supposed to make them money I am not entirely sure.) It wasn’t really a big deal, rarely more than [...]

Cow Parade

Thursday, May 18th, 2006

Dear Edinburgh-ish people reading this, I have some questions about this Cow Parade dingus:

What the hell?
How many have been destroyed/stolen/”decorated” so far?

Dresden Dolls: Hopeless Fanboy-ism

Saturday, May 13th, 2006

Last night I went off to see the Dresden Dolls again (for the 3rd - or technically 4th - time.) The quick summary is that they were fantastic. Again. They always put on such a incredibly extravagant show; for two people who spend most of their show behind entirely immobile instruments - drums and piano [...]

Everyone Else…

Saturday, May 13th, 2006

This is the funniest thing I’ve seen for ages. Another flash animation (sorry) that both embraces and explains the entire motivation of poodle rock.

Onxyia Hilarity

Saturday, May 13th, 2006

I’ve been playing World of Warcraft very, very slowly since it came out. Most of the reason for the slowness is that I can’t face the thought of joining a guild, which would speed up the levelling process considerably. Why not? Well, largely because of people like this guy. (Funny flash animation applied over the [...]

Saucing

Thursday, May 11th, 2006

From the “Verbing weirds language” file:
I can’t understand why he doesn’t get bored with his food, since he doesn’t go in for saucing.
Overheard on the bus home this evening, said in an entirely normal tone of voice by a woman with a posh English accent, describing a third person to her friend in the next [...]

The Sultan’s Elephant

Sunday, May 7th, 2006

Royal de Luxe’s weekend-long production of ‘The Sultan’s Elephant’ wrapped up central London today. The idea is that it’s a performance art piece commemorating the 100th anniversary of Jules Verne’s death, and loosely follows the plot of one of his stories, involving a Sultan seeing visions of a time-travelling girl who’d been transformed into a [...]

Your Security is Our Learning Experience

Sunday, May 7th, 2006

Remember how ‘chip-and-pin’ was going to make credit card fraud a thing of the past? Apparenly all involved forgot that software/electronic solutions are still designed by human.

Petrol giant Shell has suspended chip-and-pin payments in 600 UK petrol stations after more than £1m was siphoned out of customers’ accounts.
Eight people, including one from Guildford, Surrey, and [...]

So How Would You Write This Into Your CV?

Saturday, May 6th, 2006

Stardusy Holiday is a blog written by a woman from Cleveland who’s spending three months in bed as part of a NASA study into the effects of long-term weightlessness.