Oh Internet

Ow.

I’ve just turned the palm of my right hand into hamburger meat by tripping on a raised bit of pavement after leaving Project Orange in Clapham Junction.

I’ve no idea exactly what I fell into, but by the looks of things, it was something close to a belt sander. Note that this was due to pure clumsiness rather than drunkenness. I predict that typing and mousing at work tomorrow will be a strangely painfull experience.

One of these days I’ll learn how to control this useless pile of meat I laughingly refer to as ‘a body’. At this point I’d be ecstatically happy to just be a brain in a jar. It would make things so much easier.

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