Oh Internet

The world’s most advanced robotic hand. Another step towards producing the ultimate killbot. The fact that they’ve tried to make it look friendly by gripping an apple only makes it more sinister. In 5 years, that could be your skull!

Two Star Wars fans are in hospital after attempting to build light sabers out of florescent tubes filled with petrol. Apparently a video of the event was found by the police; if only one of the tabloids had got this story first, they’d surely have a copy of it available for download by now.

Social engineering proves to be easier than malicious hacking. Aren’t you glad that hundreds of bored callcenter workers across the country have access to all of the personal details required for identity theft?

Voyager 1 is about to leave the solar system.

Secondary schools in Glasgow are offering iPods and Xboxes as rewards for pupils eating healthily. “Well done, your diet is excellent. Now go sit on the couch and play your XBox.”

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