Crack Squirrels
Seriously, Crack Squirrels!
Squirrels in Brixton, South London, have been observed behaving bizarrely — and authorities there believe it may be because they’re hooked on crack cocaine hidden by addicts, according to the London Sun
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“My neighbor said dealers had used my garden to hide crack,” one Brixton resident told the Sun.
“Just an hour earlier I’d seen a squirrel digging in the flower-beds,” the resident told the paper. “It was ill-looking and its eyes looked bloodshot, but it kept on desperately digging. It seems a strange thing to say, but it seemed to know what it was looking for.”
Britney, Angelina Replace Witches, Goblins. A story on the growing trend of American kids dressing as celebrities for Halloween. Granted, I find Paris Hilton and the Olsen twins scarier than any zombie or werewolf, but it’s still all so depressing.
I don’t know exactly what the world would end up like if we nuked L.A. from orbit, but I’d be willing to give it a go.